not_krys: (Clean paper dirty mind)
I can't tell what made me laugh more, the reading aloud of the fanfic or the captions with the video. But I still love this either way. XD

not_krys: (That's pretty illegal...)
When Lina posted about why she loved her Japanese class, she reminded me of one of the exercises we practiced from my Japanese class that I practically died from. I then decided to share it with the rest of you guys.

THIS IS NOT DOCTORED, I SWEAR! THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCANNED IMAGE FROM MY JAPANESE TEXTBOOK, GENKI 2.

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The exercise was to put the verb into the passive voice and make a sentence. The verb is "to touch." The person doing the touching is translated as "sex offender" or "molester."

Wrap your minds around that. Poor, poor Takeshi.

GOD, I LOVE JAPAN! XD
not_krys: (Default)
I'd pay money to see this. Seriously.

not_krys: (Fanfic Icon)
DAMN IT LINA FOR GETTING ME INTO THIS!

IT’S PRETTY FREAKY D:

What has got me freaked out? Click and reveal the truth! )
not_krys: (THIS PARTY IS GETTIN' CRAZY!)
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I laughed so~ hard at this >>; XD
not_krys: (Fear my evil Grin)
Stolen from my RL buddy, Caterfree.


If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
not_krys: (real life)

Written from the point of view of Ryou Bakura to his Yami, Bakura

Dear Spirit of the Sen’nen Ring, or (for taking the easy way out) Bakura:
 

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember eggplant fetishism.

 

Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
-Ryou Bakura-

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Somewhere in the spirit world/shadow realm, Bakura is thinking… what the hell!?!?

He replies in kind…

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Dear Hikari:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your apartment and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep you left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the apartment building.

 

F**k off now,
-The Spirit of the Sen’nen Ring, AKA Yami no Bakura-

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Okay, seriously, what the hell?!? )
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