THIS IS NOT DOCTORED, I SWEAR! THIS IS AN ACTUAL SCANNED IMAGE FROM MY JAPANESE TEXTBOOK, GENKI 2.

The exercise was to put the verb into the passive voice and make a sentence. The verb is "to touch." The person doing the touching is translated as "sex offender" or "molester."
Wrap your minds around that. Poor, poor Takeshi.
GOD, I LOVE JAPAN! XD
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Jul. 2nd, 2010 11:49 pmIT’S PRETTY FREAKY D:
( What has got me freaked out? Click and reveal the truth! )
The Fandom Meme
Jun. 29th, 2010 11:19 amStolen from lina2010
( I'm on the fence apparently... )
How To Date A Vampire Alla twilight.
Jun. 24th, 2010 04:36 pmI laughed so~ hard at this >>; XD
The Letter Meme
Oct. 30th, 2009 03:10 pmWritten from the point of view of Ryou Bakura to his Yami, Bakura
Dear Spirit of the Sen’nen Ring, or (for taking the easy way out) Bakura:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped with George Bush and his wife and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember eggplant fetishism.
Good luck on your short term leave from jail,
-Ryou Bakura-
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Somewhere in the spirit world/shadow realm, Bakura is thinking… what the hell!?!?
He replies in kind…
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Dear Hikari:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your apartment and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep you left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget the apartment building.
F**k off now,
-The Spirit of the Sen’nen Ring, AKA Yami no Bakura-
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( Okay, seriously, what the hell?!? )